Australia vs NZ 1st test – 21 Nov 2008

I had the day off work Friday to take my four year son to his first international cricket match. I’ve thought for some time that I should make more of an effort to catch the first test each year at the Gabba. Friday was our first.

We had some beautiful seats in the Northern Upper – unlicensed section. It was easy to buy the tickets online as I only needed to purchase one (this will change from next year when my son sadly hits the ticket purchasing age of 5).  I think groups of two or more may have been sent much further back.

The day before Australia were bowled out rather cheaply. It’s more stating a fact than defending their performance to say that the extreme wet weather in Brisbane played a part. Apparently the covers were wet through, so the groundstaff used some souped-up hair driers to try and dry the pitch.  It was all to no avail, as the bowlers had a field day.

We saw the Aussie attack bowl out the Kiwis even more cheaply. It turned out to be a good day to see. Stuart Clarke, Mitchell Johnson, and my son’s favourite player – Andrew Symonds – all featuring prominently.

Arrest my wife

On Sunday I was outside on the couch reading the weekend paper while my four year old rode his car around the nearby table.  I started a game where I was a police officer and as he approached me I would ask to check his license. Then I’d give him a bit of a warning before letting him go on his way. He continued to do this happily a few more times.

Then after a little while of this, he said back to me that I need to check his wife’s license when she drives by, and that I should probably take her into custody cause she’s very mean. Taken a little back, I said sure .. but how will I know who his wife is when I see her.

His response was gold.  With total innocence he responded, “she looks like a dog”.

And isn’t it ironic

My four year old has had a long interest in music.  He loves to watch music, listen to music, and he’s now at a stage where he makes up his own songs.  His songs are usually about whatever’s on his mind at the time, but they’re always sung at full volume.

He’s written ditties about trains and police cars.  But his more recent songs have been more interesting.  For instance, his last song didn’t have many words, but at the top of his lungs he was singing the same words over and over: “Peace and quiet”.

Oh, the irony!  And not mistaken irony such as that Alanis Morissette song.

A good question

Last night at the dinner table, my four year old noticed that I lost some skin from one elbow from playing touch footy earlier in the week.

Curious, he asked what had happened, so I told him.

He absorbed my response, then responded even more curiously, “Are you still a man?!”

Everyone at the table broke into fits of laughter.  And yet again, I was speechless.

Make a wish

On the weekend my four year old was tasked with cleaning his room.

As always, he tried everything possible to get out of it, and became distracted quite a few times.

The more he continued to procrastinate, the more my wife and I intensified our directions.

It got to the point where he wasn’t allowed to leave his room, or play with ANYTHING!

A few moments later I walked past to see how he was progressing. I was surprised to see him standing in the middle of his room with his eyes half closed talking to himself.

I just had to ask what he was doing.

He responded, “I’m wishing”.  I just had to then follow-up, “What are you wishing for?”.

“I’m wishing that my room was clean”.

If only things were so simple.

Kids Day Out – 28 September 2008

Yesterday my eldest son and I attended Brisbane City Council’s “Kids Day Out” held at the Mount Coot-tha (pronounced Kuta) Botanical Gardens. I finally learned how to say it after we dropped into the Summit to quickly catch the view since we were in the vicinity.

As we turned off the highway we got an indication that the event was very popular, as a volley of cars were parking in a makeshift car park not far from the highway.

Despite I think it being the first time the event was held, the day was quite a success. It was also advertised for the attempted (and successfully completed!) World’s Largest Rain Dance.  It was good to see the 234 people walking around in a large circle trying – unsuccessfully – to bring on some rain under the guidance of local Aboriginal dancers.  The record is to be sent onto the Guinness Book people in the next week or so.  The Murri guy on the microphone hinted that someone else will likely try to take the record at the first opportunity, so we’ll just come back to beat them again.

Big hits on the day were the fruit bat exhibit (I have no idea why); the brass band (they even played Bob the Builder and a Wiggles megamix); a clown called Smarty Pants; and making his own clay creation.  Looking around at all clay sculptured bush animals and scenery – which was the day’s theme – I’m pretty confident my guy was the only one to make a police car, complete with gumnut wheels.

It was also good to see a few real native animals on display – although they seemed too docile.  I felt they were probably dreaming of escaping into the rainforest away from all the patting hands. The display had various lizards, green tree frogs, a tawny frog mouth who must have had a few coffees, and amazingly a fresh water crocodile.  I patted the croc, but the 4 year old wasn’t game – despite the security of a curl of sticky tape locking down his/her mouth of little sharp teeth.

I bumped into a colleague and his family there.  Interestingly they have quite an outgoing daughter around the same age as my son.  We thought they’d immediately hit it off.  But nope, they nodded through our introductions, then happily went their own ways.  This evening they met again at my touch footy game, where we got the reaction I had expected yesterday.  They played very nicely, and even had some beautiful hugs.  In fact, by the end of the night my son was saying how much he loved her. And the goodbyes were quite sad.

Elderly can’t win

The past few weeks has seen a fair amount of attention given to the plight of Australia’s elderly.  The federal opposition have been applying pressure in parliament over how inadequate their pensions are.

Possibly in answer to this, news broke today of the arrest of a 67 year old, along with a 74 year old accomplice for dealing the illicit drug ‘Ice’.

I wonder if the pair will include in their defense that the scant pension has left them with no other choice but to begin their million dollar operation.

Contradictory cliches

I find cliches interesting.

They solidify a discrete piece of shared knowledge and are passed down over time, yet still new ones are coined to apparently describe some unique insight or guidance to our lives.

The problem is there are just so many cliches at hand, the moral (and therefore usefulness) of each one has lost almost all value.  In fact some cliches are in clear conflict with others, yet they both have their own pride of place.  And it can be entirely appropriate to drop either one, despite them providing incompatible advice.

I thought a register of contradictory cliches would make an interesting read.  Following is the list I have started, and will continue to maintain:

  1. Slow and steady wins the race  |  The early bird gets the worm
  2. Lead by example  |  Do as I say, not as I do
  3. Never look a gift-horse in the mouth  |  Beware of Greeks bearing gifts
  4. Strike while the iron is hot  |  Revenge is a dish best served cold
  5. Distance makes the heart grow fonder  | Familiarity breeds contempt
  6. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks  |  You’re never too old / Age is nothing but a number
  7. Many hands make light work  |  Too many cooks spoil the broth
  8. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link  |  Strength in numbers / The whole is greater than the sum of all parts
  9. To know a little about a lot  |  To put too many eggs in one basket / To spread yourself too thinly
  10. You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube  |  Don’t die with the music in you
  11. Can’t see the forest for the trees | Can’t see the trees for the forest
  12. Two wrongs don’t make a right | Fight fire with fire

Please email me if you think of any more.

Redcliffe First Settlement Festival – 21 September 2008

My son and I made our way down to Redcliffe yesterday to attend their first settlement festival and superboat grand prix.

The weater was perfect except for the wind playing havoc with the speed boats. There was a good festive atmosphere, and the visitor numbers seemed large.  They even had a shuttle bus service taking people back to other parking at the show grounds.  For once, I managed to fluke a great park close to the esplanade – where most of the action was.  To make the sheer odds even more bamboozling, I managed a perfect tight reverse park on the first attempt.

There was a good assortment of older style cars on display.  My boy has a fascination with shiny cars which was evident as he said “Wow, look at that one” to each and every car along the line.

Within a fraction of a second of us crossing the road to gander down at the waterfront area where the kids activites were centred, my son had sussed each and every ride and put in a class-action of requests.  I caved in, and he did way more than I had initially wanted.

He rode a merry-go round train (a big hit as he was in Thomas!), and played on a jumping castle.  Far above all this was the ‘actual train ride’ we went on. It was actually a converted ride-on  lawn mower with some flimsy carriages in tow. There are a few places around Brisbane where they have these going on occasion.  They’ve unfortunately become a mandatory thing – even if we caught a nice city train to get into the event.  Unfortunatley on the train ride I fumbled the big balloon that he scavenged when it was flying around without an owner.

My son's side-show alley prize

My son's side-show alley prize

One of the real highlights of the day was his great success at side-show alley. Actually there were only two games available, so it was more of a side-show gutter than an alley. He chose the classic ping-pong balls down the clown’s mouth. When I asked the carnie what the cost was, he mentioned he had to put it up as he’d been losing all the medium-sized prizes.  Not that it worried us.  With five consecutive number threes my son won the major prize!! I was all set to take him with me to the Casino to keep the good luck rolling when I realised we would get one of the big, much sought after stuffed animals, pictured to the right. Next to him is a standard Whitepages phone book to indicate the size.  Despite it being a pretty dodgy Winnie the Pooh knock-off, it was one hell of a trophy.

 

It’s just not fair. I have been trying to win a major prize for probably more than 25 years, yet my son wins one before his 4th birthday. What’s even more impressive is it was probably only his second try, I only introduced him to the poor suffering clowns at the Ekka last month.

The umbrella piece of art

The umbrella piece of art

Further around the kids area there was an activity area where some were trying their hand at circus acrobatics and activities.  And next to this were a band of kids in technicoloured protective clothing painting their own little paper umbrellas. I subtely suggested this to my son.  This was partly to bring down my son’s levels of excitement, as well slow the furious spending I was doing trying to keep up.  It turned out to be a fantastic thing to do.  And I think the resulting masterpiece speaks for itself.

We fare-welled the festival, and drove along the esplanade to my brother’s place not far away.  On the way, the distinctive yellow of coast guard boats not far out to sea grabbed my attention.  We drove down to the water front to make out what they were there for. Although the figures were small we spotted two people getting dragged from the water into the two rescue boats.  If you squinted your eyes real hard you could also see there was a boat they were getting pulled from. Once the people were aboard, the coast guard started to head off in the very wavy seas.  To my surprise the rapidly sinking boat was getting towed, and it didn’t take long for it to resurface.  Just after the danger was averted, and the boat was impressively raised again, a Channel 9 news helicopter arrived on the scene. I could almost hear the camera man’s “D’oh” at only just missing the action.

It was certainly something you don’t see every day, which capped off a great day down at the peninsula.

Australian Olympians ticker tape parade – 19 September 2008

My son and I made the effort to get into the Queen Street Mall to see the Olympian’s parade (wearing as much Australian green and gold clothing as we could find).

And I must say, I’m so glad we did.

I’m a regular to these kinds of events, but this one seemed extra special.  It may have been because I was able to share the passion for sporting accolades with my little one.  But it could also have been that we appeared a lot closer to the action this time round.  I’d say we were one to two metres away from the stars as they drove by on the top of a shiny 4WD ute, or walking by.  Walking was generally for the lesser known athletes or, heavens above those who may not have won a medal.

It was hard not to get emotional as they went by with my three year old on my shoulders yelling, ‘Well done, you did really really good’.  It was really a special moment.

The big hit with the crowd – around us at least – were the explosive streamers the Olympians seemed to have in ample supply.  I assume they had plenty.  We were standing around 40m into the procession, and there didn’t appear to be any rationing going on with them being shot off every few seconds.  My son got an impressive collection of streamers to dangle proudly around his neck like his own little medals.

In stark contrast to Channel 7’s Olympic coverage, Stephanie Rice only passed us once.  We half-expected her to go past in every second car.

At the request of my son, which I supported whole-heartedly, we avoided the presentations.  This also made us miss our Lord Mayor, Campbell Newman giving today’s hero Ms. Rice the keys to the city. 

Instead we made our way around the massive crowd to the little one’s new favourite place in the city, the Brisbance Square (City Council) library. On the first floor they have a great space for children to be themselves while accessing some great resources.  Despite the mass of children’s books on display, my boy prefers to walk past a more grown-up section on the way in and grab a handful of magazines devoted to people with far too much interest in model trains to be healthy.  It keeps him happy.  And I’m always able to find enough mags to keep me entertained.  On top of all this there are loads of spots available to read with good views of the Brisbane River to conjur up some daydreaming.

It’s always a good day in the city when there’s a memorable occasion such as today, particularly when Brisbane turns on its best weather.