On Sunday I was outside on the couch reading the weekend paper while my four year old rode his car around the nearby table.  I started a game where I was a police officer and as he approached me I would ask to check his license. Then I’d give him a bit of a warning before letting him go on his way. He continued to do this happily a few more times.

Then after a little while of this, he said back to me that I need to check his wife’s license when she drives by, and that I should probably take her into custody cause she’s very mean. Taken a little back, I said sure .. but how will I know who his wife is when I see her.

His response was gold.  With total innocence he responded, “she looks like a dog”.