Wrestling diss

This morning my boys and I had a wrestle, like we often do.

The two of them are really starting to work well together. I can see I’m clearly in danger in the years to come.

Myles especially is starting to take our little contests to the next level. He’s almost starting to sound like a WWE professional. While struggling on top of me, he exclaimed “We’re not trying to kill you, we’re just going to break your head off!”

Not very comforting.