A load of 2011 updates

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It’s almost been an eternity since we had regular internet access at home, so there’s been no blogs for some time.

I’ve occasionally added to a journal, so I’ll post some of these out of date and out of context items below – and reset the date of the publishing, as they were mostly from the start of the year.

The cause of the internet issues was us moving from our spacious Tecom apartment, to an even more spacious villa. So although it was quite painful going without internet, the move was worthwhile.

At the end of 2010 we moved to our Safa villa, which is a family-friendly compound for Emirates employees.  We knew it would be good for children, as we had friends living here before us (incidentally who have left the organisation and country).  Within an hour of us moving, Myles had a friend over, that afternoon they doubled, and now he pretty much lives outside – or brings them here.  The new place almost feels like a holiday house for him with all the new kids to meet and play with.  It didn’t take long though for him to make a regular group of friends. Now it’s not too uncommon to have half a dozen kids around our dinner table doing a painting or some activity we were used to doing with Myles & Lewis alone.  Or through Tecom families we’d need to organise in advance or call around. Now it’s just the kids’ way of life.

With the move to a new area, Myles and I had another failed trip to the library. I assumed they’d be open after 10am on a Saturday. No, it’s not open on the weekend at all. Just like the last time we tried and #failed, it ended with us visiting a nearby Islamic book store and buying a book.  This time we bought animals mentioned in the Holy Qur’an – each chapter told a story of a different animal and history, including one story towards the end comparing Jews to monkeys.

On the work front, our annual IT department meeting reaffirmed our vision that have come from our exec team. And they also discussed our high level goals. To help everyone become a part of this, everyone was given a small piece of paper and told to draw their vision for the organisation’s IT. People were eager to participate, given the incentive of a surprise gift going to the winning entry.  As I told Myles about this, he got a puzzled looking face and wondered why I’m doing kid activities like drawing pictures, and trying to learn Arabic.  He suggested I must work in a nursery.  A few grown-ups could think the same.

We also had another go at dune bashing. One of the guys seems to have more experience (and stories primarily) than the rest of us, but he doesn’t seem to have the same amount of luck with staying out of trouble. He’s the only guy in the group who doesn’t work at Emirates. Myles learnt this, and thought since he drives so crazy, instead of working with us at Emirates he must be a taxi driver. Not only did he have car operating troubles, when we all paused to cool down my poor engine, a group of local guys took some interest in his car and stole it.  Well not literally stealing, but taking it for one hell of a spin. They clearly have no fear, and know how to have a good time.

Also at work we had our 7s Cricket tournament.  It used to be a regular fixture for the people at Emirates. Being an Aussie, I thought I’d have to give it a try. Not that it matters, my estimates of the racial breakdown of the 60-70 players were: 90% Indian, 5% Pakistani, 4% Sri Lankan, and me. And in terms of performance I felt VERY alone. Every body else out there in the hot sun were living and breathing cricket. I on the other hand, were out with the first ball I faced. Not a good representing of Cricket Australia at all. I pegged things back in the second innings, but it was clear I was, and my team was, there to make up numbers for others who were clearly having the time of their life.

On the running front I’ve done very little, although moving to a stone’s throw from a popular running track around Safa Park. I decided to enter the Dubai Creek Striders Half marathon. My intention was to treat it as a training run, and to indicate whether I was on track for the full marathon or not.  It was a successful test, I was DEFINITELY NOT in shape to think about a full marathon.  At one stage in the race I was struggling behind a couple of women running. Then an old Afghani looking gentleman saw me, and heckled what was I doing, this is Dubai – women are meant to be following the men. I struggled to muster any expression in response – which was probably best.

Dune bashing take two

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Yesterday I was involved in a convoy of seven 4WDs, filled with expats who came together to achieve a single aim.  To bash some dunes.  The mission was a tremendous success.  However we failed to find and reach either of our two destinations, despite a guide book, co-ordinates, GPS technology x 2, and plenty of blokes trying to look like they know what they’re doing.  Camel Hump, and Fossil Rock will need to be a follow-up mission.  Actually we think we may have seen Camel Hump – that is, if it’s a big rocky range that looks like a camel’s hump.

I was picked up at my apartment around 9am, and while I was waiting outside it began to rain.  It was only occasionally drops, but it was definitely rain. So much for only 5 or 6 days or rain each year.  Apparently they exhausted that in the week before I arrived.

We initially met a petrol station – where one of the guys got humorously dissed by the console operator.  Jay is a young stylish guy, and consequently has his hair impressively messed up, going every which way. Apparently the console operator was staring at Jay’s hair, and asked him what the style was called.  Jay said, it’s the “Just got out of bed” style, and said to the guy why, don’t you like it?  The guy responded, “It’s just that it’s very terrible”. HA!

It was interesting to see the camels seemingly roaming wild.  There’s actually no wild camels in Dubai – they are all owned by someone.  But given the great expanse we covered with very extreme undulations, I’d hate to be the guy to herd those camels.  Actually, that job would be pretty tops!

It’s funny cause we didn’t see any for quite some time, but then, all at once they seem to be co-ordinating an attack. They decided against it, when they saw the horse-power on display.

I still don’t have my Dubai driver’s license. It requires a passport, which has been worryingly held by work to organise my Visa.  So the trip turned out to be a good research activity, for when I am in a position to buy a car.  The Prado is a superb vehicle.  I have known this for some time, as my father-in-law solely purchases them for work.  But it was truly awesome to see it effortlessly speeding through the sand, up and down hills like they don’t even exist.

On the other hand, the Jeep Wrangler on show was a huge disappointment.  This is a good thing for me, as a mate of mine in .AU and my former director both had Jeeps which I would give them plenty about. I must forward them the pictures of the Jeep getting pulled around first by a Land Rover, then the Prado. Apparently the driver had quite a bit of off-road experience, so perhaps to the Jeep’s defense, it was not at full strength. By the end of the day, the engine was all but dead.

Also, probably not quite up to the task was a Hummer H3. It’s a pretty awesome vehicle, but way too heavy for driving around in sand.

Other cars that performed well were the Toyota FJ  and Nissan X-Terra.  I hadn’t seen these cars in Australia, but they are both serious machines – made specifically for this sort of action.  But the Prado was in a league of its own, and provided more comfort than the other two combined.

The only other car I am considering is the Nissan Pathfinder, but there was no one on the day with one.  Hmm… decisions, decisions.

On the day there was another case of unbelievable consequences, and proof that it’s a small world.  One of the Aussie guys we met on the day happened to be from Brisbane, when we talked about which suburbs.  It turns out he’s from Indooroopilly, and he just happened to go to the same Lutheran school as one of the other guys.  He was around the same age, and knew, the guys brothers.