The Lecture

An upstanding man of about 60 is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the harmful effects it has on others.”

The officer asks, “Oh really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “My wife.”

(thanks Aitch)