Chance encounter with The King, and Review: Out Of The Shadows

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During our Australian holidays, we had a chance encounter with rugby league great, Wally Lewis while walking into Brisbane Airport.
It’s interesting how sometimes you can spot a celebrity from a mere flash of them quite a distance away.

He was kind enough to pose for a photo with us.
In case he needed some convincing, to seal the deal I mentioned I did name my second son “Lewis” afterall.
I forgot to add that my first son is Myles, so we have pretty close to the famous Wally Lewis and Gene Miles combination.

Wally and wife Jacqui were lovely during our short interaction/interruption while they were on their way to the Dally M awards.
We were grateful, and it had me recounting to the boys again how inspiring he had been as a player.

 

Out Of The Shadows

A few days later at my parents’ place, the boys were flicking through some papers on the bookshelf when they came across the Wally Lewis book, “Out Of The Shadows”; by Neil Cadigan, and Wally Lewis.

We should ignore the fact that my Lewis saw the cover and excitedly exclaimed “Oh look, it’s Dr Phil!”

I decided to read the book before leaving Brisbane, as a result of our chance encounter at the airport.

When you’re like me and average reading 5 books a year, completing an entire book in just three days is what’s called a challenge.

Reading it was quite simple really. The book was a lovely and warm account. I’m probably similar to a lot of Queenslanders, who knew only some of the story of Wally’s epilepsy. The book gives great perspective. It shares the full chronology leading up to the diagnosis, and then living long-term with the disorder while still leading a busy professional schedule. I really had no idea how big an ordeal this was, and accounts from others supplemented the events along the way. It really uncovered my own ignorance around epilepsy. It’s no spoiler that the story has a happy ending. Many aren’t so lucky.

I’m glad I read this book, which I was certainly encouraged to do after seeing The King in the flesh. It made me appreciate how inspiring Wally is as a man.

A wonderful account of The King’s biggest battle outside of rugby league, epilepsy. It was nice to read more about the man who inspired so many on the sporting field, and now is arguably doing even more important work in lifting awareness of the disorder – and even taking control of your health generally.

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

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Also, I went through our Brisbane holiday photos from 12 months earlier.
On that trip we managed to catch a Broncos home match, where the boys got their first encounter with King Wally Lewis, the Emperor of Lang Park!

Wally Lewis statue
Broncos vs Parramatta Eels 24/08/2017

 

Lagaan decor

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Our office received a redecoration, showcasing several IPs – including the Lagaan hero, Bhuvan.

It’s an against-all-odds movie, where Aamir Khan’s peasant farmer character takes on the oppressive British imperialists in a game of cricket.

The stakes were high. And the result, I won’t spoil (cause I’ve yet to see it).

I was clearly entertained by the wall placement of the very cool larger than life-sized character sticker.

Aamir Khan despises 19th Century British tyrants taxing his land, and power points not hidden from view.

Far more than running 10 marathons

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I’ve always run.  When I was young, my Mum and I used to do laps of the local rugby league field – dropping pebbles to count our laps.

Through high school and university I ran a few times each week to keep fit.

I continued even in the workforce. And this is when my running got more serious.

A colleague had his first kid around the same time as I did.  We already had a lot in common, and going through the same life changes, seemed to form a stronger connection.  Sadly he was diagnosed with terminal cancer, and  passed away two years later in November 2006.

Within a few weeks of his passing, I felt an urge to not take my good health for granted. So I decided to run a full marathon.
My logic was, since people less fortunate than me are unable to do this, it’s a waste if I do not.

I decided to prepare for Australia’s premier event, the 2007 Gold Coast Marathon (#1).  And at the tender age of 30, I went on to complete the marathon in 3:38:28.

As I painfully crossed the finish line, the feeling was glorious.
My finish time was closer to my “B” goal time. So on top of the feeling of achievement, there was already a sick desire to run this distance again.

My next marathon – as a result of expatriating with more travel options, was (#2) Berlin Marathon in 2009 – one of the famed “Big 5”.
I finished that one in 3:57:00.

Again, my finish time didn’t feel like a true reflection of what I was capable of.  So I felt the need to run again.

Next was the 2011 Dubai Marathon (#3). With some speed training, I set my personal best time of 3:23:32.

My (#4) Dubai Marathon 2012, 3:47:00 didn’t seem particularly special, until I did a presentation at work about running marathons and got a standing ovation.

I happened to be home in Brisbane on holidays in July, which coincided for (#5) Brisbane Marathon 2013, there I ran 4:15:00.

Occasionally life events got in the way of me running every year.  But I always seem to return to 42.2kms.  And I feel great for it.

Another Dubai Marathon 2015 (#6), 4:18:02 – very unprepared, and faced the consequences.

Yet another Dubai Marathon 2016 (#7), 3:45:23 – after getting back in shape to smash the former year’s performance.

Then I was on holidays COINCIDENTALLY back at Australia’s Gold Coast during the marathon weekend.  So I really had no choice but to run the (#8) Gold Coast Marathon 2016, 4:36:11

Then at the start of this year, I ran the hot (#9) Dubai Marathon 2017, 3:49:56

And then the “milestone” of running a 10th was on the horizon.  It lined up nicely with being the 10th year since my first.  And more emotionally, it coincided with me having just turned 40 years old.  This is the same age that my friend was, when he passed away 10 years earlier. It made me think even more how lucky I am.
This became no ordinary marathon to run.

The plan was to combine a family holiday in Jordan with the Amman marathon.  However, after returning from holidays home, the timing didn’t work.  So it made more sense to do the Beirut Marathon.  It has its own TED Talk by inspirational founder, May El-Khalil, which you must see.  The Australian Government’s travel warning to Lebanon is to reconsider your need to go. It made us feel more comfortable for my family to stay in Dubai.

On the flight I checked my iPad if I had any movies.  I wasn’t hopeful, as I usually free up space after watching anything.  However, there was still one movie there, the inspiring documentary I’ve watched many times, Spirit of the Marathon.  Quite a motivating and reflecting thing to watch, as I was landing in the Lebanese Republic.

My hotel room was placed perfectly between the start and finish lines.  A short walk before the race, a not-so-long shuffle on the way home. (The hotel made me feel at home with RAK coffee cups.)

I picked up my race pack on Friday when I arrived, part of a 12km walk to explore the city of Beirut.

Lebanon’s capital, Beirut, is renowned in the region for its glamour – once known as the Paris of the Middle East. Even at the Marathon Village this was pretty obvious with a Nail Couture and polish stand,

I vowed to walk far less on the day before the race. It was kind of a success, I only covered 10kms sight-seeing.

The long violent story of Beirut is one marathon effort to read.  The country was torn apart through civil wars.  The Holiday Inn Hotel is still on display after visibly fierce attacks between factions. I wondered if it was from 2005, when Prime Minister Rafic Hariri was assassinated near that location. Nope, the hotel has been standing like that since 1975.

The flight path into Lebanon itself shows the predicament the country has. With hotspots in Syria to the East, and Palestine and Israel to the South, we flew far from a direct route from Dubai.
Some uncertainty returned to Lebanon while I was there, with the shock resignation of current Lebanese Prime Minister Saad Hariri (the son of Rafic).
To all Lebanese I know, Saad is an inspiration – even a regular runner of the marathon. That weekend the city began erecting signs seeking his return, from sudden exile in Saudi Arabia. The newspaper headlines were concerning.  The huge number of heavily armed police officers and army personnel, were reassuring.

Sunday was race day, for the many different events.  They even hosted a 1 kilometer run which went brilliantly from the marathon start line to the marathon’s finish, IN A STRAIGHT LINE – cutting out the superfluous 41.1 kms.

I mentioned in an earlier marathon blog that I find it pretty emotional at the starting line, among all these amazing people ready to push their body to the absolute limit. There in Beirut, away from my family, participating in my 10th, with all these lovely Lebanese people (incl. May El-Khalil) cheering me on, I was a blubbering mess for almost the first 3kms.

I settled into a rhythm, and spotted a lady running in an Australia singlet.  Morag and I then covered a few kilometers together, while chatting away like Aussie neighbours. Then I bid her farewell, to speed up a little (and hope I wouldn’t regret this pace and see that Australia singlet pass me later on).

The support across the course was fantastic. It’s usually slightly demoralising to go out, and come back to the same start line. The Beirut race day though was arranged so as we returned from the first section, the half marathoners had just started.  It was a spectacular sight to see a seemingly endless sea of runners freshly embarking on their own race. There were high fives, and lots of cheering between the full and half crowds.

All along the course, there were clusters of supportive people cheering for everyone to succeed. There were school groups, tiny white-haired ladies in their nighties hanging out of apartments yelling out “Yalla”, and every 100 metres someone from the Red Crescent.

I thoroughly enjoyed the city, and being part of the event.

I did a more complete running autopsy, on the runplan blog, for anyone that’s interested (http://blog.runplan.training/2017/11/17/still-learning-10-marathons-in-10-years/).

For the purposes of this post, it’s enough to say the run was tough-going. The hills took their toll, and perhaps in the lovely cool breezy weather I should have run slower than my body thought was fine.  The final 5 kms were brutal.  Even the sign saying 800 metres remaining was little relief to my cramping legs.  I just kept moving forward, as I have each time.

Crossing the line was an unfathomable relief.  Volunteers gave out aluminium sheets for people to keep warm, which wasn’t my problem.  However, I’ve never dressed as a baked potato like the New York Marathon finishers, so I wore it proudly.

I finished my (#10) Beirut Marathon 2017, 4:09:14.

I limped to the stadium seating and cheered on the other runners finishing.  I didn’t need to know them. I just knew something of what they had been through.  And I appreciate them.

The next day I wore my medal for all to see (#MedalMonday). Driving into the airport the taxi passed a checkpoint with big army guys carrying big guns. One of the officers looked into the backseat and stared in at me.  I immediately froze, worrying if I needed to show my passport or flight details, then he just pointed at my medal and gave me a hearty thumbs up. 🙂

I’ve been on such a journey since running that first marathon in 2007.

10 years on, it’s every bit as special.

And it’s nice to appreciate what has got me here.

Tips for a rich life, LOL

Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhen I began earning pocket money as a kid, I was pretty good at saving.

It was almost an obsession. (An obsession I eventually got over.)

I had thoughts of becoming an “infinityaire” – a term I coined, like a millionaire or billionaire, except the money never stopped growing.

To go with these earnings, I figured I’d lead quite an extravagant life with lemonade on tap.

This life didn’t pan out.

(Perhaps beyond my years, that affluent vision had me having no children.)

I don’t own aqua-coloured jeans.

I’m unable to buy something from Amazon without scrutinizing the cost.

Perhaps this is a fortunate place to be in. I appreciate every little thing that fills my life.

And I’m kind of proud, a $10 bottle of wine tastes about as good to me as a $100 one.

In other areas I’ve found ways to live a wealthy life, without the wealthy price tag.

Did you know? Buying new socks is an economical way to get that new shoe feeling.

I’ve shared here some tweeted tips for feeling rich, without needing to be so:


And lastly, perhaps feeling rich can be a matter of how you communicate:

The Brinktionary

Reading Time: < 1 minuteI’ve always enjoyed humour based on satire and wit. Like when comedian Steven Wright observed that a shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Back at school I bought Colin Bowles The Wit’s Dictionary, which over time I even added to in pencil when new satirical terms from other sources took my fancy.

I also came up with some of my own from time to time, with some help from my kids. Below I’ve been capturing some of my own warped meanings drafted with tongue-in-cheek, sprinkled with some #kidlulz.

TermDefinitionSource
Agenagenagen(Hindi) "You're unclear, please repeat what you said in a simpler way."8:50 PM - 24 May 2017
ArroganceThe collective noun for a collection of red wines from different regions.6:02 PM - 3 Oct 2015
AvocadoGreen thing, like a pear, just more disgusting.#kidlulz
6:21 AM - 26 Jan 2016
Bi-weekly
(adj/adv/noun) A frequency which has Two vastly different meanings.5:55 PM - 23 Feb 2017
Birth(noun) The event when children find a way out of their mother's belly.#kidlulz
2:52 AM - 8 Sep 2017
Brash(adjective) The collective noun of faeces that you fling in anger.5:18 PM - 9 Apr 2017
Bread boxa device you put bread in to make it green before throwing out.2:16 PM - 7 Jan 2012
Coco popsRice bubbles that are brown like a bear.#kidlulz
7:37 AM - 30 Sep 2016
Crash(noun) A more fierce Clash; or a regular clash for someone struggling to pronounce an L.2:19 PM · May 19, 2020
Croissanta bread thing, shaped funny that's missing the egg & bacon.Oxford - not really
8:18 AM - 24 Jun 2014
Croissant (2)French for Crumbs8:23 AM - 25 Feb 2014
DAIYU BUSTED(Scouser dialect) an unsympathetic suspicion to an opposing team member's injury.2:35 PM · May 27, 2016
Decimatewhen 10% of your friends are Australians.4:30 AM - 20 Apr 2012
Diagonal(adj.) A bit sideways, and a bit up.#kidlulz
7:16 AM · Apr 20, 2021
Door-bell
(noun) an intrusive device aimed at distracting you from enjoying life.11:54 AM - 25 Mar 2013
Exercuse
(noun) flimsy reason given to avoid a workout.11:08 AM - 7 Jan 2016
Export Credit (noun) The treasury agreeing to scratch your back if you agree to scratch theirs.9:17 AM - 13 Mar 2012
Faeces(noun) the more posh way to mention poo, for story-telling purposes#kidlulz
3:10 PM · Jul 14, 2016
Faecinating(adj.) the heightened interest that young boys find in talking about poo.#kidlulz
9:46 AM · May 20, 2020
Famousa mostly sold-out adjective, which means either hopeful or desperate. 6:58 AM - 17 Feb 2013
Fertilizera fancy word for putrid stench.10:34 AM - 2 Nov 2016
FocusphobiaThe fear of doing one thing at a time.1:33 AM - 24 Feb 2019
Fresh(adj.) the non-expletive way to say it’s fucking freezing.8:33 AM · Jun 17, 2021
Gapanother word for an opportunity. Is your gap half-empty or your opportunity half-full?12:09 PM - 8 Feb 2015
Gawkwardwhen someone stares at something uneasy/difficult/inconvenient. 8:14 AM · May 20, 2020
Geeseelegant ducks with a long neck.#kidlulz
2:58 AM - 27 Aug 2017
Gluten-tagGerman greeting for those without coeliac disease.#kidlulz
2:08 PM · Sep 11, 2021
Hacker(noun) Any person who is better than Owen in a computer game.#kidlulz
5:26 PM · Apr 30, 2022
Hamster(noun) the midway point between a rat and a cat.8:05 AM - 16 Nov 2018
HopefulWhen web browsers auto-complete a suggested URL when the user has only typed www.9:46 PM - 20 Nov 2012
Hospitalthat ambulance house thing#kidlulz
3:48 PM - 8 Sep 2017
Humbled(adj) to be proudly embarrassed.10:12 AM - 15 May 2012
Infinityaire(noun) like a millionaire or billionaire, except the money never stopped growing.Blogged.
9:49 PM - 22 Oct 2012
Insectssomething with wings that's annoying.#kidlulz
10:42 AM - 19 Mar 2016
IntermittentFrench for annoying8:51 AM - 7 Feb 2012
IronyWhen it’s too cold to venture out and buy a jumper.11:53 AM - 29 May 2019
IronyAttending a data dictionary workshop, and I was confused by one of the columns and they explained the title in a completely opposite way to the term's definition.2:08 PM · Apr 3, 2023
Irrationalise(verb) To justify actions based upon illogical reasons.9:09 PM - 27 May 2017
"Jeff's Shed"(For anyone else new to Victoria) "Jeff's Shed" is the Melbourne Convention Exhibition Centre. It has that colloquial title in reference to the former Vic premier.1:40 PM · Jun 16, 2021
Jiggerbyte(n) the digital storage required for a video of lively springy dance in triple rhythm.3:14 PM - 19 Jun 2012
Kanban(??): refers to the evolution of an idea to a sticky note, to an online tool, to a print out, to a photo, to an email message, to a reply-all, back into a tool, and into a brand new idea.4:38 PM · Feb 11, 2020
Kiwi Fruit(noun) fruit of a hairy variety#kidlulz
10:46 AM - 1 Dec 2012
Knowledge management(noun)_ Persistence for posterity11:58 AM · Jan 12, 2023
Lavatoread(verb) to take a book with you into the bathroom.11:21 AM - 17 Aug 2012
Lint(noun) an annual religious period of resistance to clothes fluff.7:38 PM - 12 Mar 2012
Ludicrous
(adj.) Ridiculous plus 7% 4:14 PM - 22 Oct 2014
Mobile phone(n) a device that rings to inform some employees where they were meant to be ten minutes ago10:33 AM - 20 May 2012
Mysteriousa sexy word for incomprehensible.10:12 AM - 14 Mar 2013
Nostrilsthe holes where your boogers are.#kidlulz
5:15 PM - 28 Jul 2014
Oblivious(adj.) A dumber version of being unaware.10:21 AM - 29 Sep 2014
OMGWow x 35%5:05 AM - 6 May 2016
Opaquea posh word for see-through#kidlulz
9:54 AM - 2 Dec 2012
Organicincreasingly another term for "Yuppy".2:33 PM - 17 Feb 2015
Pair of Ducks Paradoxnot sure what it might be about, but it sounds cool.8:39 AM · Feb 7, 2023
Pareto Passing20% of colleagues feel 80% of their duties should be performed by someone else.5:47 AM - 9 Jul 2012
Pide (Turkish pastry)Turkish for tasty pizza boat. 1:40 PM - 1 Jul 2017
PistachiosThe nut that looks like a clam.#kidlulz
8:06 PM - 16 Apr 2014
RecallThe short form of "Oh crap, did I just send that to EVERYONE!?"10:07 AM - 19 Dec 2013
Result
(noun) the enlightenment from receiving the same insult a second time. 2:15 PM - 17 Dec 2013
SaturdayThe day when people 'sit' around#kidlulz
7:52 AM · Aug 20, 2019
Sentry gun(noun) an automatic weapon that will last one hundred years.#kidlulz
7:27 AM · Sep 25, 2021
Shopping list(noun) A smarmy device to demonstrate how far off track you can get. 1:52 PM - 20 Feb 2016
Sleazy(adj) Creepy plus some ego.1:19 PM - 8 Sep 2018
Sludgethe past tense of a slug crossing a footpath.9:04 AM - 20 April 2012
Speed Bump(noun) a small rise in the road, which increases safety by cars driving around them slowly.2:47 PM - 4 Mar 2017
SudokuMigraine caused by numbers (origin Japan).4:07 AM - 31 Aug 2017
Suit jacketa piece of tailored clothing to make the back of my office chair match my pants.2:19 PM - 25 Oct 2011
TreatThe day before Retreat2:53 PM - 3 Apr 2018
TriathlonAn athletic pursuit which combines four events, swim, cycle, run, and quickly getting dressed for work after sleeping in.2:30 am - 4 Aug 2012
Ubiquitous(adj.) The ability to complete an unfinished transaction via a different device that isn't yet flat.8:25 AM - 29 Nov 2018
Valet
(noun) a French gang who ransom car parks for exorbitant sums of money. 1:51 PM - 5 Oct 2014
Waggle(verb) a wiggling wagging motion made by the tails of excessively happy animals.6:10 PM - 30 May 2012

Australian holidays – August 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesTwo weeks back at work, and I’m in danger of forgetting my two weeks holiday in Australia.

I arrived in Launceston for a change, as Elle and boys were visiting an ill family member. The next day was already arranged for the boys and I to go zipline-ing at Treetops in Hollybank forest.  It was a wonderful experience.  I really don’t know what age group had the most fun.

We had only another two days with family in Tasmania, before we flew up to Brisbane.

The next day we were “Show And Tell” at my nephew’s class when we surprised him at school.

We became quite odd objects for his classmates to ask some interesting questions. They were most interested in how far away is Dubai. How do you get to Dubai. How many minutes is that? How long does it take to get there. Then again, how many minutes is that??

It wasn’t until we mentioned the flight took enough time to watch eight movies back-to-back that the questioning moved on.

Then perhaps the last question was the most interesting to them, when they learned that I work at a theme park with LEGOLAND!  Lesson learned. I really should have led with that one.

Back in Brisbane, thanks to my parents we saw the Brisbane Broncos play at home against the Parramatta Eels.  The boys were super excited. It was the first live NRL match for Lewis & Owen. Well, for Lewis. Owen fell into a deep sleep soon after we arrived in the stadium.  Even with all the extremely loud cheering, he didn’t stir.

Sadly, most of the cheering from 12 seconds on, was for Parra.  Bronco Adam Blair thought it was a good idea on the first kick return, to pass it aimlessly to an opposition player to score the fastest try recorded in NRL history. I think Blair’s been in need of a Head Impact Assessment for all of his life.

Broncos eventually scored some points in response.  They even began dominating, until silly mistakes undid all the good work. The final score was 54-34.

The boys and I still came out victorious, thanks to a McDonald’s promotion.  The Broncos scored more than 19 points, so each spectator could take their match ticket into a McDonald’s restaurant and pick up a free Broncos Burger. Myles had already devoured one of those in our travels and was a huge fan. When we visited the city the next day, we got three … and then another, and another. Free food really sparked Myles’s imagination. We wondered how we could print and redeem the other 29,000 tickets from the game.

That day we visited the Gallery of Modern Art.  It happened to be hosting an Avengers exhibit.  They had lots of costumes and props from the movies. And we got to design and share our own super heroes (I wonder if my Library Woman character will ever hit the big screen). The most fun was certainly the BRILLIANT interactive character exhibit that mimicked whatever moves the boys would make. The boys (and I) could have stayed there for hours, dabbing and kung fu kicking as Iron Man, HULK, and Guardian of the Galaxy characters tried to keep up on the big screen in front.

On the Sunshine Coast we stayed with my brother and family. It coincided with the Caloundra Power Boat Club’s “Take a kid fishing” Day.  We had a trial run on the day before and caught a few fish each, which was promising for the competition.  On the day that mattered though, we caught almost nothing.  The boys were more than pleased to just catch a few toad fish. Three out of our four boys still won a rod & reel combo regardless.

Our nephew’s Poppy opened up his arms wide and asked Owen how big was the fish he caught.  Owen felt compelled to correct him, “It wasn’t nearly that big!”  Quite an honest boy, but not a real fisherman. Yet.

We tested out the rods a few days later. Again with very little success, except for a couple of toad fish.  Myles was so proud that he was able to catch one with his bare hands.  It might be the only thing worse than catching a toad fish with a fishing rod.

Then our time in cool Australia was over.

It was an enjoyable, relaxing time.

For our flight home I saved almost two thousand dollars and flew China Southern Airlines, via Ghanzhou.  Apart from a few minor peculiarities (like people’s carry-on luggage being a 12kg box of peeled garlic), I thought it was pretty cool. Their premium economy seats were better than any other I can recall. I thought we found a wonderful alternative, until at the baggage belt in Dubai one of our bags was missing. We learned that it was safe and sound, but still in China.  Perhaps it’s an indication that you get what you pay for.

On the plus side, it was nice to have a good excuse for not shaving on my first day back at work.

Touch down Australia, “summer holidays” begin – Aug 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutesIt’s 4 in the morning, I’m wide awake, and my body feels like it should be eating dinner.
Dubai right now is 37 degrees at 10pm. Outside here in Launceston is 1.
My summer holiday has again become a freezing one.

It was quite a day of flying. In summary, my plane took off from DXB at 10:41am. With a short stop to change planes in MEL, I arrived and reunited with my family at Launceston airport 10:08am the next day.

I already got into the Aussie mood in Dubai. The family behind me at the boarding gate were speaking in Greek. I like the sound of the language. Then occasionally they would switch to a thick, regional Australian accent when they were cursing so impressively. I guess Greek has no equivalent to “flamin‘”

As I boarded, Bob Marley & The Wailers were singing “Don’t worry, ’bout a thing … Cause ev’ry little thing, is going to be all-right.” Not just a cool song, perhaps a great ploy to calm the nervous traveler?

I had the window seat, a vacant spot next to me, then one neighbour on the aisle. It was a lovely, old British lady. She looked like a small, female version of Tim Cook. We exchanged pleasantries. Soon after she took off her shoes, and asked if it’s ok to store them in the seat pocket between us. I said it’s fine. A little while later, she put her feet up on the seat next to me, after asking if it was fine. I figured it wouldn’t be long before I’d be asked to give her a foot massage. It didn’t come to that. She was actually lovely company, even helping me finish my large bag of cashews before Australian Customs.

I watched three movies, which is my standard for this leg. 

  • I watched Fate of the Furious – #8 in the franchise. It’s a lot of fun, and must be the best movie written by a 10 year old boy. 
  • Then I watched Ghost In The Shell. It’s hard to go past an action flick with a near-naked Scarlett Johansson. The movie is quite amazing. It’s the movie you’d expect if The Matrix and Total Recall had a baby. 
  • And the pick of the bunch was Off The Rails. It’s a documentary about Darius McCollum. Darius had issues growing up, and has Asperger’s syndrome, which resulted in his unhealthy love of the New York transit system. He continuously, quite innocently, takes control of trains and buses and impersonates employees. It has landed him in jail 32 times and for more than half of his adult life. His problem is exacerbated by a justice problem which continually proves unable to help. I watched it 1.5 times.

And now the two week whirlwind whistle-stop tour begins. It’s good to be home.

Glen Moray Whisky Tasting – 08 August 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutesFor several years I’ve been an occasional whisky-tasting attendee. These events are usually pompous single malt promotions with a bit of exclusivity to taste something unique that I may not buy myself.

Last night’s Glen Moray tasting was quite different. The label’s master distiller, Graham Coull, presented his finest whiskys for us to taste. Perhaps due to the format it was a larger crowd than we’re used to.
It was also the biggest audience the distiller had ever been part of. And this was after having a promotional tour of Australia – Glen Moray’s 3rd largest market.

The Hilton Double Tree’s COPPERDOG was a superb bar to host this.  It overlooked the amazing Ain Dubai (“Dubai Eye”) which seems to have almost 75% of the wheel completed. Building a massive pie chart is such a handy shape to report upon progress.

Rather than a speech and stories, Graham patiently took endless questions from the many curious folks. Most were pretty standard stuff which I think I could answer after a dram or two.  There are always questions like the exchange of whisky, and blends. Fun fact: Glen Moray might be the best thing in Johnnie Walker Red – even the only good thing in Johnnie Walker, depending on your tastes!

Then a guest asked Graham where the bathroom was.  But my highlight was someone asking if after opening a bottle of whisky, is it recommended to finish it on the same day. I can’t recall his detailed explanation, but what I chose to hear was Yes.

Out of the five samples, the 25 year old was clearly the smoothest.  But we were taken on a real Speyside journey from the Classic, to the 12 year, to the 15 (inferior to the 12 in some eyes), to the port casks and the sherry cask.  The 12 year old was finished in a bourbon cask, Jack Daniels to be precise if you could believe the perceptive guy next to us – which I didn’t.

It’s an interesting story how whisky has become so dependent on the casks of other spirits to finish and improve their flavour. And other spirits aren’t keeping up with this demand. This has led to some whisky companies going into the sherry business not for the content but the container.

Glen Moray generally use their casks twice or three times.  Graham explained he sees casks similar to tea bags.  Their first use is a bit strong, the second is fine, but the third can be a little too weak.  Being a proud Scotsman, he said it’s only natural they get maximum use out of everything.

The five of us were in a booth that had places set for seven. Handy. We thought to get maximum use out of things also and devoured the extra whisky samples.

We spotted another three untaken places at nearby table.  A guy was one step ahead of us about to help himself to one or two glasses when the lady at the other side of the table snapped at him.  It was quite funny to see her fury, and the gentleman deflate away. She scooped up the glasses into her chest like a protective dragon cuddling her eggs.

The next morning was the concluding chapter. Still quite seedy, I taxied back to the venue to pick up my car. I couldn’t tell if the attendant was joking when he asked if I had forgotten my car.