Pauline and her pew

An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village. About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to Frank. The note said: “I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I […]

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Optimist joke

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building? So far, so good! So far, so good! (Taken from the HOMELAND TV Series 03 Episode 12)

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The Lecture

An upstanding man of about 60 is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the harmful effects it has on others.” The officer asks, “Oh really? Who is giving that […]

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